The Daily Mash - MPs CLAIM EXPENSES FOR GETTING CAUGHT AT BEING WHORES

The Daily Mash - MPs CLAIM EXPENSES FOR GETTING CAUGHT AT BEING WHORES:

"FOUR Labour MPs have claimed expenses for getting caught offering to peddle their influence to the highest bidder like common whores.

People are willing to pay Geoff Hoon to do stuff
Stephen Byers, Patricia Hewitt, Geoff Hoon and Margaret Moran have all submitted claims for around 3000 pounds each, covering the cost of answering the phone to journalists and a new wide screen television so they can watch themselves getting caught, as well as the customary selection of luxurious bath products and emergency double glazing."

Great idea. I'll have to tell my other clients about the concept.

Lord Blagger