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Eyjafjallajökull

Dear British Prime minister Gordon Brown

I'm very sorry for the misunderstanding between our countries earlier this week. We now know that when you said "We want the cash up front" you were referring to money but unfortunately there is no C in our alphabet. We hope this misunderstanding hasn't been to inconvenient for you and your good nation.

Sincerely
Johanna Sigurdardottir
Prime minister of Iceland.